A VISIT TO A HEAVENLY MANSION !!!

Halleluyah alleluai allleluiaaaaaaaaaaaaa!( still in yesterday's church mode)

You know my thoughts today is kinda special (Americana).

I know heaven is some place everyone wants to be. I guess we all want to except “the devil” lol (abi). Everybody is hopeful about it and preachers love to preach about it, telling all his congregation how fabulous this place is. All the efizi's you'll find in heaven if you just land there. So I decided to share my short vacation to heaven. Join me on my trip.

Kukuruku!! The cock-crow sound of a trumpet like funny echo waking me up on this soft extra large king-sized bed and then I heard a door knock, so I said “come in”. This white suited smiling guy walks into the room saying “good morning sir” and I smiled back with a ‘’good morning’’ reply. He quickly puts the big towel he brought on one oak desk at the far end of the large room and says to me the shower is ready with a smile. What will you have for breakfast sir? He continued and I said “anything on the menu list is okay with me”. Then he said to me, ‘‘I’ll set it with your favorite’’ leaving the room with this funny smile.

Then, I stood up from the very huge bed waving my hand in the process and out of the blue, I heard a song from my favorite artiste Asha (why can’t we!!) fills the room. I started dancing to the rhythm moving towards this door which had a strange design and a sign of the bathroom. I opened the door, wow! nice aroma (I beg this scent sweet o ooo!). I quickly ran, removed my clothing and jumped into this very big bathtub like a fish ‘cause it was already filled with this white like soapy water with lovely red roses all around. (Hmm!! oga ju). So I started washing and then I heard a knock and I said "come in". I saw the same guy with his usual smile bringing in a large white towel with a tray containing a wine bottle in gold bucket with a wineglass and placed it on the side of the small desk inside the bathroom saying politely “it’s all yours sir” smiling and before I could reply he had left closing the door gently behind him. (Na wa O!).

So I enjoyed my wash o, took almost ………Checked my empty wrist and the walls. Hmm…. noticed there was no time. After ifinished my wash, came out of the tub wrapping myself with the big clean white towel. I noticed my mouth was fresh clean and tasted like mint. I took the wine and immediately my fingers touched the bottle; it popped open (interesting!!!!).  It was chilled, so I served myself and gulped down enough wine, hmm…. tasted really nice (no be shayo oooo).

Then, I opened the door and the room was still filed with music but alas on my bed were 10 set of stylish clothes with blank white labels. On the side of bed I noticed 6 sets of different kind of shoes in diverse colours. I gazed around this huge room but observed the door of one of the big long cabinets in the room was half open. So I keenly moved to check out what was in it. To my surprise, I saw a lot of well hanged clothes of various colors and loads of white suites. I counted 10, 15, 20, 30, 40, 50...am tired jare. On the top side of the cabinet were enough shoes of various colors all in one size. I started trying on the shoes and the entire sets I tried on were my perfect size (hmm!!!). So I closed the cabinet and walked back to the side of the bed quickly tried on some of the clothes. I saw this one I liked the colour and it was a perfect fit.  I tried on this slim fit trouser that looked like a jeans which was a perfect match with the shirt and then completed it with one of the shoes that looked like a nice flat skinned loafers. I noticed all the clothes had similar delicate scent of my favorite perfume.

Suddenly, I heard a knock on the door and again I said “come in”. The same guy now walks into the room still having on his smile, saying “breakfast is ready” and I replied with a “thank you”. After I had finished dressing, I opened the door and I saw this long walkway leading to a big banquet hall. I followed the walkway noticing several big doors and a man smiled at me from afar signaling me to come. So I followed suit and I saw my smiling friend at the door which he opened into this very long gallery with a huge dining table lined with a variety of fruits and covered dishes in gold. I sat next to the guy who had waved me and settled down ‘cause I was feeling hungry and suddenly I heard this loud bang! Bang! Bang! I looked up, alas! It was my boss in the office banging on my desk (Msheeeew!!!!!).   I had slept off and she asked if I wasn’t going for lunch. Yawning!...... i stood up from my desk to go get something to eat 'cause i was hungry.

This story is fiction. (Smiles).

QUOTES

Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die, even my pastor ©Naija popular    rhyme.